Heard it through the grapevine...

[babysimon]

...that Cockney Wanker is in jail. Beating up his girlfriend.

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[booklectica]

Who?

[babysimon]

M****r Keith.

[booklectica]

Ah. God.

Impressed with your grapevining skills!

[countess-sophia.livejournal.com]

It's hard not to feel the same kind of warm satisfaction over this as over a certain Lord Archer...

I won't ask where you acquired this rumour, but I trust it's from a reliable source.

Soph xxx

[jhg.livejournal.com]

Who?

[ciphergoth.livejournal.com]

I assume we know it was non-consensual, since we'd have been called to leap to his defence otherwise. Eek, can you imagine? "Free Keith! Oh, and could you then lock him up again, for something else, asap please?"

[trishpiglet.livejournal.com]

As reliable as they come!

[babysimon]

Good point. I have no evidence but assumed. Hmmm.

[adjectivemarcus.livejournal.com]

More details as soon as you can please!