Survey

[babysimon]

I really really should do this tomorrow - there's so little to do at work at the moment (stupid testers!) But I'm going to do it now.


5 bands people should give a listen:

1 Skint
2 Blackmarket Records
3 Warp
4 Reinforced Records
5 React

(The astute among you may notice that these are labels rather than bands, but it's all faceless techno bollocks these days innit?)

5 things that turn you on about people:

1 Intelligence (and no bloody apologies for that)
2 Cheekiness
3 Perviness
4 Androgeny
5 Self sufficiency

5 movies you watch all of the time:

I hardly watch films.

5 things people should know about you:

1 I'm really bad at calling people
2 I can be a little bit blunt
3 ...but I will be upset if anyone blunts my hair
4 ...but I'm quite good at sex
5 ...ummm, and cooking?

5 things on your desk right now:

1 Monitor
2 Wireless keyboard receiver
3 Digital camera cable
4 Small plastic dragon
(That's it - I'm sitting on the sofa with my keyboard on my lap. The desk is extra small and on wheels)

5 things you do not understand about [the majority of] your own sex:

1 Their ridiculous fear of looking gay
2 Sport
3 1 again
4 1 again
5 1 again
I mean it! There are men who act as though this is the most important thing in their lives - before career, friends, girlfriends, anything.

Oh god, Sex and the City again. Stupid Paramount!