I'm fed up
Jul. 10th, 2002 11:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
babysimonWonderful thing, this LiveJournal. Really promotes understanding.
From now on, the only permitted topics of conversation will be:
People posting on other topics will be forced to undertake the following punishments:
It is hoped that through adherence to this firm but reasonable rule, we can together create a LiveJournal that is truly worthy of our time and effort.
Thank you for your attention. That is all.
From now on, the only permitted topics of conversation will be:
- What I did last night
- What we're doing tonight
- Who we're doing at the weekend
People posting on other topics will be forced to undertake the following punishments:
| Crime | Punishment |
| Posting a survey | Standing on Oxford Street doing MORI research |
| Complaining about their job | Working at McDonalds |
| Talking about politics | Watching BBC Parliament |
| Posting movie reviews | Watching Battlefield Earth |
| Getting into some stupid fucking argument I don't want to have to understand | Explaining the superiority of cricket to a beered-up football hooligan |
It is hoped that through adherence to this firm but reasonable rule, we can together create a LiveJournal that is truly worthy of our time and effort.
Thank you for your attention. That is all.
