Secret bitchiness

[babysimon]

It's our office xmas party tomorrow, and there's a secret santa thing going on. I asked Niki what do buy for the chap I've been assigned, and she told me to get a receptionist-style phone headset - a reference to the time he had the receptionist over the desk. Niki herself has managed to wrangle the assignation for the woman she describes as the office bitch. Said bitch will be receiving a dog's collar, and a can of Pedigree Chum with her face photoshopped onto it.

I am expecting fireworks.

[Update: I originally posted "receptionists" instead of "receptionist"...]