Arrrgh!

Jan. 6th, 2003 11:02 am
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If you leave a MacOS X alert box unattended for thirty seconds, the Mac starts talking to you! I nearly had a heart attack.

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Date: 2003-01-06 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adjectivemarcus.livejournal.com
What does it say? "The passenger door is open. Please fasten your seat belt." ..?

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Date: 2003-01-06 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adjectivemarcus.livejournal.com
"I'm bored! Love me! Pleeeeaaaase? Touch my buttons! Play with me! NOW!"

I can just picture it.
Or:

"brains?"

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Date: 2003-01-06 04:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] random-c.livejournal.com
That's configurable, but I can't remember where. My machine once declared "It's not my fault!" before reading out the alert.
The only thing a mac of mine has done that's really made me panic was my old 3400. The fan came on. It sounded like the machine was getting ready to explode, and I hit my head on the ceiling trying to get it to switch off. OK so it was only a fan, but I'd had the thing over two years and it had never happened before, which is probably why it was so *loud*.
It only happened twice more after that.

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Date: 2003-01-06 04:16 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] aegidian
Set the voice to Agnes.
oooh - she makes me quiver in my boots and think of stern librarians. [mmmm.. Stern Librarians]

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Date: 2003-01-06 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] random-c.livejournal.com
Is this a feeder line for me to go mmmm....Giles?

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Date: 2003-01-06 08:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] random-c.livejournal.com
Wasn't aware it did. It doesn't seem to do it with mail.app alerts, anyway, and that's the only ones that get left on my machine.
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