Shag history surveymeme

[babysimon]

#0 wasn't a shag but a life changing snog - a mixed-race South African who turned me queer on a kibbutz in Israel. The following morning, I looked up Israel's laws on sexuality.

#1 was a teacher in Newcastle who told me he'd been looking for an intelligent shag. Evidently I wasn't it - he dumped me after a couple of weeks.

#2 was a friend of a friend when I went on my sole visit back to Cambridge. I fancied the friend more.

#3 was a student rocker with a paunch

#4 was a bit of a coked-up arsehole. Trophy shag.

#5 was a schoolboy with long hair (over sixteen I hasten to add).

#6 was my first girl. We were together for nearly a year. The only person I've ever been monogamous with for more than a week.

#7 back to boys. Told me I'd like living in London.

#8 was probably the most ill-judged - the air steward who took me to meet his parents on the second date. "Hello, I've fucked your son."

#9 I met at Baby BiCon. He pulled me, then the only other SM raver I've ever met proposed a threesome. He wasn't up for it. I did the gentlemanly thing and shagged him instead of her. Oops.

~~~ We now arrive in London and enter the realms of people you may know. I'll try to watch my tongue, but I'm not very good at it. ~~~

#10 was my first official poly thing - but she was obviously obsessed with her other boyfriend. This also where the SM started in earnest.

#11 likes rubber and being tied up. May be familiar.

#12 was the boyfriend of #10. Not a terribly nice person, but a good shag.

#13 started snogging #11 at a party. I cheekily said "Can I join in?". We're now approaching our fourth anniversary and plan to stay together for life :)

#14 was surprisingly good in bed, given how much of a needy manipulative twat he was.

#15 was an American FTM punk with spikes in his face who lived ina squat.

#16 was tag-team pulled by #13 and me on the tube. He taught me to rollerskate.

#17 is a great friend, although we weren't very sexually compatible. My poster child for how to break up with someone nicely.

#18 is married to #17. I thought at the time that I was the only one to sleep with both of them before the wedding, but I hear #27 has also had that honour.

#19 I met at said wedding, as anyone who was there may have noticed. Very good in bed, not quite so good at running her personal life.

#20 I hardly remember the event at all, except that it happened. Not that it was boring, just that my memory's bad.

#21 is a nice girl, but would appear to have issues around sex. The most vanilla person I've ever slept with.

#22 is the famous "Young Conservative". He's since joined the Lib Dems.

#23 we don't talk about, although I did bump into him in Islington last week. He now has short hair, which doesn't suit him.

#24 was playing truth or dare, and was dared to suck my cock. I wasn't playing the game, so this came as something of a surprise.

#25 was quite a creative person, but was a bit of a control freak. She's the one who now denies we went out.

#26 I drifted away from, which I regret.

#27 - we got together, then she broke up to be monogamous, then they broke up, then she got pregnant, then we got back together. Doesn't sound auspicious, but we're still in love.

#28 I broke up with recently. I think we're going to be all right as friends. I certainly hope so.

#29 is the only real geek on this list. She's a nice person, but I felt really really awkward around her, which kind of killed things.

#30 has full-on hair. See comments for #28.

There are definitely some border cases in this; some people who I've only slept with in orgies particularly. Do they count? What if I can't remember?


Update:
Statistics
Male 18 (58%) (of which pre-op FTM 1 (3%))
Female 13 (42%)

Long-term partners (>6 months) 6 (19%)
Long-term partners (>1 year) 4 (13%)
Long-term partners (>2 years) 1 (3%)
Current partners 2 (6%)
We thought of ourselves as partners at the time ~17 (~55%)

Sex was fun: 17 (55%)
Sex was mind-blowing: 7 (23%)
Regret having sex: 7 (23%)

Comments

[booklectica]

People I thought you'd slept with who I don't recognise on the list: adjectivemarcus, ciphergoth, jackieh, ajva

People I presumably know about but don't recognise from the list: 20, 24, 28

Love

No 17

PS. I think indo_icegirl also has the honour, though can't remember exactly.

[booklectica]

Sorry, I meant 29 not 28. This whole numbering thing is so prone to error (cf my journal...)

[babysimon]

adjectivemarcus and jackieh are on the list as 24 and 20. ajva is one of the orgy-only ones I didn't count, and indo_icegirl hasn't had the honour (she's lovely, but very difficult to read).

ciphergoth. Ummm. I was kind of thinking of him as an orgy-only thing given our pathetic performance in Italy, but I did have a threesome with him and #13 in France now that I come to think of it. That makes him 27.5. Just as well he's a confident person or I could have really offended him. If you're reading this, sorry...

[ergotia.livejournal.com]

Nah, I hate you. You have such a sexy mobile I will have to stay in touch though.

[booklectica]

Not *that* honour, the sleeping-with-me-and-simon-before-wedding honour...

[babysimon]

:)

[babysimon]

Ah.

[ciphergoth.livejournal.com]

pah! I've shagged you about four or five times!

*huff*

(must go out, will flounce more later)

[trishpiglet.livejournal.com]

I was about to mention that if you didn't. ; )

There's no way I can do this meme

[trishpiglet.livejournal.com]

I have slept with far too many people to be able to remember them all (although I've had 10 of yours, 12 if I include ajva and ciphergoth and I could say things about all of them I suppose).

This is a shame because I'd kind of like to join in with the meme.

Re: There's no way I can do this meme

[trishpiglet.livejournal.com]

Oh no, noticed another one (someone I'm actually going out with! - I hadn't read all the comments). I've had 13 of yours.

Cheers for phone call, I'm more awake now.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[djm4]

If 29's who I think it is, she's also on my list, but I may be completely wrong.