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Feb. 8th, 2003 06:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
babysimonI have a rash on my legs. Itchy, painful, hot. Hot is worrying. It's getting worse. I went to the Whitechapel NHS walk-in today, and they said... see your GP! Handy service that. My GP is rubbish but I'll go anyway. I really want it to be Monday now. Stupid weekend.
So I may not go to Slimelight tonight. It's making me feel very unsexy, and that's going to put me off crossdressing, and if I can't crossdress, what's the point?
While waiting to be seen, I went for a walk. I saw the "Don't stop the war except through Islamic politics" rally, which was quite sparsely attended (except by the Met, who showed up in large numbers). Probably fortunate, given the level of stupidity on show. I mean, are they really saying I should support the war? Or what?
I also went and looked at the butt-plug - unfortunately it doesn't have a nice big plaza at the bottom, so I can see it getting stuck in God's anal cavity. Modern architects just don't think.
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Date: 2003-02-08 10:38 am (UTC)Love you x
I've got one too!
Date: 2003-02-08 10:58 am (UTC)Mine's on my face. Perhaps it's an S Mac phenomenon.
Sympathy, my dear...
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Date: 2003-02-08 02:44 pm (UTC)And to be fair, while there's no plaza to prevent it disappearing up God's arse, it is (hopefully) fairly firmly anchored into the ground so all we really need worry about is most of London being destroyed when God sits down on it.
It has been known to light up but I'm waiting to see if it has swivelling and vibrating action.
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Date: 2003-02-08 02:59 pm (UTC)If I was going to design a building that looked like a sex toy, I'd try to give it a memorable name, in the hope that nicknames wouldn't stick...
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Highly suspect