Questionnaire
Oct. 3rd, 2001 01:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
babysimon1. What's one thing you wish you could do but can't?
Make music in any listenable way.
2. What is your ideal marriage location?
Exactly the same as Katy and Simon's. If only me & Trish had had several thousand pounds to spend.
3. Which musical instrument do you wish you could play?
Something like an MC303 but with a decent analogue emulation synthesiser, sampling and lots of effects. It doesn't exist. Yet.
4. What's your favourite day of the week, and why?
Saturday. Shopping.
5. Favourite fabric(s)
Varied
6. Something you love and hate
London.
7. What kind of bedding do you use?
Ummm... Sheets and a duvet. What did you expect? A nest?
8. What kind of soap do you use?
Shower gel. I'm not sure if I have any soap.
9. Do you tell your friends about your sex life?
Duh.
10. What's the one language you want to learn?
Smalltalk. Sorry - I don't get enough use out of French, German, etc to justify learning another one. I actually use my computer languages all the time.
11. How do you eat an apple?
Do you need me to explain it?
12. What do you order at a bar?
I'll drink anything, me.
13. Can you count to 13?
Duh.
14. Have you ever pierced your body parts?
Myself? No. Others, yes. Nipple and navel.
15. Do you have tattoos?
Ugh no.
16. Would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery of any kind if confronted?
If I did, yes.
17. What's one of the "funnest" things you've ever done
Oh, I dunno.
18. Do you drive stick?
You're an American, aren't you?
19. What's one trait you hate in a person?
Overconfidence.
20. What's the one trait you need in a person?
Humour.
21. What kind of watch(es) do you wear?
Shiny digital.
22. Most frivolous purchase?
Touch-screen remote control. But I *do* use it...
23. Do you consider yourself materialistic?
Yes.
24. What do you cook the best?
Spicy stuff. I have been threatened with ABH by dinner guests who don't like spicy food.
25. Favourite writing instrument?
Computer. These days I'm barely capable of handwriting and worry people will think me illiterate when they see me try...
26. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
Depends if there's wankers on the tube.
27. Do you have anything monogrammed?
No.
28. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
Where?
29. What's one car you will never buy?
A green 1956 Morris Minor, registration number EBK 478.
30. Have you ever done drugs?
Yes.
31. What kind of books do you like to read?
Ones written by intelligent people.
32. If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Faint.
33. Burial or cremation?
If medical science will have me...
34. How many online journals do you read regularly?
One big one with all my friends in it.
35. What's one thing you're a sore loser at?
Things people shouldn't be competitive about but sometimes are - e.g. sex.
36. If you don't like a person, how do you show it?
I ignore them.
38. Favorite kind of popcorn?
Not really.
39. Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends?
No.
40. Do you cry in front of friends?
Yes.
41. What kind of first impression do you think you give to people?
Either half-asleep or manic loon.
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46. When's the right time to go to the bathroom in front of your significant other?
Never.
47. Favorite communication method?
Face to face.
48. What is one thing you don't leave home without?
Wallet, keys, travelcard, mobile. I feel sick without all of these.
49. How often do you call your mom?
Rarely.
50. What's the most painful experience you've ever had?
Physically, nipple piercing. Emotionally, certain dumping experiences.
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Date: 2001-10-03 05:31 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2001-10-03 05:34 am (UTC)If it's just the first one that comes to mind, then you're not buying a fairly cool car.
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Date: 2001-10-03 05:49 am (UTC)Anyway, who the fuck do you think I am? Miss Marple?
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Date: 2001-10-03 05:53 am (UTC)Though picturing you as Miss Marple is somewhat disturbing...