I really am going to have to create a geekrant community

According to our Fisher-Price My First Firewall we just got portscanned.

The "attacking" machine was connecting its port 80 to a bunch of random high port numbers on a (helpfully unspecified) machine here. And definitely not the other way round. Oh no.

Sigh.

IDS - initials that mean paranoid bollocks, whatever they stand for.