The inevitable list
Jan. 10th, 2002 03:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
babysimonI'm clever
I'm attractive
I'm good at listening, and responding with useful ideas rather than platitudes
I'm said to be a good shag. More than one person has made a lot of noise about this without me asking them to. (NB: if you've had bad sex with me please don't mention it)
I can cook, within certain limits
I'm good with computers, and hence at my job, which I enjoy at least some of the time
Like Anne, I don't diet
My flat is a byword for tasteful interior design
Strangers have stopped me in the street to ask where I got my clothes (I assume this is good)
I'm hung over (not a good point in itself, but it explains why I'm going to stop now)
I'm attractive
I'm good at listening, and responding with useful ideas rather than platitudes
I'm said to be a good shag. More than one person has made a lot of noise about this without me asking them to. (NB: if you've had bad sex with me please don't mention it)
I can cook, within certain limits
I'm good with computers, and hence at my job, which I enjoy at least some of the time
Like Anne, I don't diet
My flat is a byword for tasteful interior design
Strangers have stopped me in the street to ask where I got my clothes (I assume this is good)
I'm hung over (not a good point in itself, but it explains why I'm going to stop now)
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Date: 2002-01-11 08:58 am (UTC)I find myself laughing days later at things you've said to me.
(Note to other people - I mean Simon is intentionally funny, btw)