The more accurate version

[babysimon]

make me a sandwich

sudo make me a sandwich

sudo apt-get install make me a sandwich

wget http://sandwiches.org/downloads/sandwich-1.2.6.tar.bz2

tar xvjf sandwich-1.2.6.tar.bz2

cd sandwich-1.2.6

./configure

./configure --with-bread=/usr/lib/bread

apt-get install bread

sudo apt-get install bread

./configure --with-bread

sudo apt-get install bread-dev

sudo apt-get install libbread2-dev

./configure --with-bread=/usr/lib/bread

sudo apt-get install cheese

./configure --with-bread=/usr/lib/bread --without-cheese

./configure --with-bread=/usr/lib/bread --without-cheese --without-mayo --with-compatible-lettuce

wget http://www.dominos.co.uk/ordering

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Or, on a Mac, you could just do "brew install sandwich"

Job done.

[babysimon]

How foolish of me not to have seen where I was going wrong. +5 insightful!

[babysimon]

By the way, I unscreened this comment to make fun of it. Please don't take that as implicit encouragement to start talking about whether Apple-branded computer products are the greatest thing ever or the work of Satan Himself. Maybe they're neither? Either way, please don't tell me about it.

[spacelem.livejournal.com]

brew install sandwich
sudo brew install sandwich

spews error messages about wrong version of gcc. Change version of gcc, this requires using atlas, recompiles using atlas, that takes 8 hours, finally get it running and the cheese plugin fails because libaddcheese wasn't installed or was the wrong version or something.

[tcpip.livejournal.com]

...recompiles using atlas, that takes 8 hours

Oh to do be so lucky!

[venta.livejournal.com]

Well, that's quite made my morning :)

[bondagewoodelf.livejournal.com]

brilliant!

[simont]

[Here via andrewducker]

If you had managed to get make me a sandwich.deb installed on your system, you would of course have found that just running make me a sandwich failed due to lack of permissions, but on the other hand sudo make me a sandwich would have left the resulting sandwich owned by root and not world-eatable.

[grawity (from livejournal.com)]

Even if "apt-get install" worked, it would've given you a two-year-old sandwich, so many people do actually make their own from source.

[(Anonymous)]

Needs more chmod -R 777

[prashanthchengi.livejournal.com]

Loved this.