I'm fed up

[babysimon]

Wonderful thing, this LiveJournal. Really promotes understanding.

From now on, the only permitted topics of conversation will be:

• What I did last night
• What we're doing tonight
• Who we're doing at the weekend

People posting on other topics will be forced to undertake the following punishments:

Crime	Punishment
Posting a survey	Standing on Oxford Street doing MORI research
Complaining about their job	Working at McDonalds
Talking about politics	Watching BBC Parliament
Posting movie reviews	Watching Battlefield Earth
Getting into some stupid fucking argument I don't want to have to understand	Explaining the superiority of cricket to a beered-up football hooligan

It is hoped that through adherence to this firm but reasonable rule, we can together create a LiveJournal that is truly worthy of our time and effort.

Thank you for your attention. That is all.

Comments

[adjectivemarcus.livejournal.com]

?? Did I miss something ??

[booklectica]

Don't really see why the first four aren't allowed... what on earth's wrong with posting film reviews?

[aegidian]

Crime	Punishment
Tetchiness	Being forced to read random journals by random, angsty, merkin teens

[trishpiglet.livejournal.com]

Tee hee hee xxxx

If I needed cheering up (and I don't!!, hooray!) that would've done it :)

[ciphergoth.livejournal.com]

I am justly aggrieved
You are tetchy
He/she is off on one...

[barking-watcher.livejournal.com]

I won't if you won't

[ergotia.livejournal.com]

Very funny. Or perhaps you could just start a new community called ljbanal.

[trishpiglet.livejournal.com]

Very funny. Or perhaps you could just start a new community called ljbanal.

That name's probably already in use by people into anal sex who are trying to be stealth, though.

[jhg.livejournal.com]

From now on, the only permitted topics of conversation will be:

What I did last night
What we're doing tonight
Who we're doing at the weekend

But even these three will provoke resentment, breed hostility and potentially spark arguments frmo those without partners, money, time, or any combination of the three.

So perhaps we shouldn't use Livejournal at all!

Actually, I haven't seen Battlefield Earth yet.

MY JOB SUX!!!

J

Me, me, to....

[josh-the-cat.livejournal.com]

# What we're doing tonight : Is any going to LL?