Secret bitchiness

[babysimon]

It's our office xmas party tomorrow, and there's a secret santa thing going on. I asked Niki what do buy for the chap I've been assigned, and she told me to get a receptionist-style phone headset - a reference to the time he had the receptionist over the desk. Niki herself has managed to wrangle the assignation for the woman she describes as the office bitch. Said bitch will be receiving a dog's collar, and a can of Pedigree Chum with her face photoshopped onto it.

I am expecting fireworks.

[Update: I originally posted "receptionists" instead of "receptionist"...]

Comments

[random-c.livejournal.com]

So this is what happens when there's women in an office!

[adjectivemarcus.livejournal.com]

Rock'n'Roll! Oh, you must tell us how it goes, this sounds fabulous!

[sanjibabes.livejournal.com]

(giggles)

[lovingboth]

Charming! Those headsets aren't cheap (unlike some of the people working there, obviously...)

[potatoprint.livejournal.com]

Oh, the evil joys of Secret Santa. I've got our Director, so I've got him one gift that he wants (bike repair multi-tool thing) and one that he might be a little touchy about (that Cheeky Girls Touch My Bum cd, with his head on their shoulders*)

Which might be okay, if he's over his latest bad mood

* last years staff survey returns included one that suggested that all responses should be rammed up (director)'s fat arse. He then spent 20 minutes of our team meeting complaining, as his arse isn't fat