This weeks nutters

[babysimon]

What the world really needs is another artificial human language. Oh, but this one's different, because it's a pure context-free grammar, and hence machine-parsable.

Because obviously the hard part of building an AI is getting it to understand English. Oh, and they're also very intolerant of newbies. Fuckwits.

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[kitty-goth.livejournal.com]

The etymology section contains this little gem:

Furthermore, conventional endings have been chopped off, and affricates ¥"tc", "dj", "ts", "dz"¤ have generally been reduced to simple spirants ¥"c", "j", "s", "z" respectively¤, to prevent bogus mismatches© Thus, for example, the Spanish word "hijo" appears as "ix"©